One of the most awaited series of India comes with the most iconic and exciting dialogue. The story is continued where it left.

Mirzapur season 2 is a crime-thriller story that revolves around guns, lawlessness and has a promising star cast that includes Pankaj Tripathi, Divyendu Sharma, Ali Fazal, Vikrant Massey, Shweta Tripathi, Shriya Pilgaonkar, Rajesh Tailang, and many more.

Let see the best dialogues of Mirzapur season 2

Mirzapur season 2 such a brilliant storyline, cinematography, metaphore, editing everyting is on point, I’m happy that tehy didnt screw up mirzapur like scared games season 2. Really maja aa gaiya bhai.

Mirzapur Season 2 Dialogues!

Hindi Film Ke Hero Hai Hum Humein Koi Nahi Maar Sakta

Hindi Film Ke Hero Hai Hum Humein Koi Nahi Maar Sakta - Mirzapur season 2 SFSM
Hindi Film Ke Hero Hai Hum Humein Koi Nahi Maar Sakta – Mirzapur season 2

Takleef unki nhi jo chale jaate hai
Takleef unki hoti hai jo peeche reh jaate hai

Takleef unki nhi jo chale jaate hai Takleef unki hoti hai jo peeche reh jaate hai - statusforsocialmedia
Takleef unki nhi jo chale jaate hai Takleef unki hoti hai jo peeche reh jaate hai

Ye vyaapar hai bhaiya
Kiska maal uski beat
Aur usika profit
Yahi Pathak ke chod denge
Chal Nikal Madarchod

Laudu Lalit
Laudu Lalit

Bladder humara burst kar jayega, pehle humara peshab ka intezaam karaiye…

Bladder humara burst kar jayega, pehle humara peshab ka intezaam karaiye… SFSM
Bladder humara burst kar jayega, pehle humara peshab ka intezaam karaiye…

Chalo tumhe ek gyaan ki baat batate hai
Aadmi ki ling mein aur bhadook mein zyaada farak nhi hota hai
Dekho donno ko hatyaar bolte hai
Donno ka saala haat mein ho
Toh dimaag kaam karna bandh kar detha hai
Aur donno ko jab fire karte hai bohot maza aata hai.

Ab Toh Humko Marne ka bhi darr nahi raha

Ab Toh Humko Marne ka bhi darr nahi raha
Ab Toh Humko Marne ka bhi darr nahi raha

Bhosdike amar hai hum
Chutiya nhi hai
Toh beta ye chutiyape kaam kya kar rahe ho?

Kal subha naha dhoke tayaar rehna

Dheeraj rakho Munna
Zaroorat padi toh tumse raai li jayegi
Dimaag pe zyada pressure math karo…
Kam prayog karte ho na
Toh Jhang lag gaya hai usmein

Dheeraj rakho Munna Zaroorat padi toh tumse raai li jayegi mirzapur dialogue
Dheeraj rakho Munna Zaroorat padi toh tumse raai li jayegi

Aadmi ka darna zaroori hota hai
Marna nahi

Kutte ke maalik ko dost banna lo
Woh apne aap bhaukna bandh kar dega.

Chudi, bindi nahi bejte hai hum
Hathyar bechenge toh
thoda violence bhadega
Aur ho sakta hai ki
Control mein bhi na rahe
Itni si baat hi
Aapko samaj me nahi aa rahi

Chudi, bindi nahi bejte hai hum Hathyar bechenge toh thoda violence bhadega Aur ho sakta hai ki Control mein bhi na rahe Itni si baat hi Aapko samaj me nahi aa rahi
Chudi, bindi nahi bejte hai hum Hathyar bechenge toh thoda violence bhadega Aur ho sakta hai ki Control mein bhi na rahe Itni si baat hi Aapko samaj me nahi aa rahi

Kuch log bahubali paida hote padta haihai
Aur kuch ko bana na padta hai

Jabh kurbaani dene ka time aaya toh
Kurbaani sipahee Ki di jaati hai
Raja aur rajkumar toh zinda rehte hain
Gaddhi pe baithne ke liye.

Aadmi ke paas hamesha choice hoti hai
Aur woh kya chunta hai ussi ke haat me hota hai

Safed saari suit nahi Karthi hai tumpe
Utar doo?

Hum bhi yehi kahte hai
IAS banno desh ki raksha karo
Tum kaahe nhi bane be
Talent toh khoob tha
Magar mann nahi tha

Chotti vaali anarkali bhi
Aur badi vaali Jenifer lopez bhi
Donno ko bechenge bhaiya
Aur donno ko nachana

Are bhaiya bihar me hamesha gun ki kammi hi padti hai
Yaha ke bandhe sirf do hi cheez bante hai
Ek toh criminal ya lawyer

Yeh papa log na life bohot control karte hai bc

Tum bohot ajeeb aadmi ho
Humse aaj thak aise koi baat nahi kiye
Sabh ladko ki hamesha humse fatti hai
Chuttiya honge woh launde, jinki tumse fathi rahi
Tumhari kabhi kisi ladki se nahi fatti?
Ek thi jisse Fathi thi
Love tha woh hamara

Jahan jaanwar zyada khatarnak hota hai
Kojte rehna maqbool

Yeh bhi thik hai…(Trademark line from Robin)

Aaj chahe jo ho..
Gaana bandh nhi hona chahiye
Kariyo jo tittar-bittar karwa rahi thi aap

Guddu pandit vaapis aagaye hai
Maut jaayenge nhi(Need to re-check this line)
Aur agli baar dushamn haat laga toh bachega nahi

Dushamn ko time rete nipta naa jaaye na, papa…
Toh aage jaake bawasir bann jata hai

BC! karte kaise ho ye sabh?
Karte nahi, Ho jaata hai

Baatein zyaada hui nahi
Bass aahat lekar aa gaye
Chai tandi hogayi
Garmahat lekar aa gayi
Umeed hai kuch pal chunenge
Kuch kahenge
Kuch sunenge
Phir milne ki haa hogi
Chatpatahat lekar aa gaye

Tumhe bulakar humne zabardasti toh nhi ki na?
Tumhara mann kiya tumne keh diya
Humara mann kiya hum aa gaye
Lambi drive pe le chale?
Der toh nahi ho rahi na?…

Ye papa log na
life bohut control karte hai bc

Ye papa log na  life bohut control karte hai bc
Ye papa log na life bohut control karte hai bc

Kaleen bhaiya ki family andar se khokli hi hai
Humein ussi ka use karna hoga
Wohi humara ek tareeka hai
Par tabh thak humein apneko aur majboot karna hoga

Kaun shikaar, kaun shikari, yeh toh waqt hi bateyga.

Poora failure hogaya
Ye toh lifetime dushmani hai sharad
Firse doobara mauka paaogey
Dimaag se kaam karte karte,
Achanak dil se operate kar diye
Chot khaa gaye
Kudh ko vandhe nhi karna nahi chahiye tha

Wafadaari badi kutti cheez hoti hai mama
Hum apne nibha rahe hai
Aap apne nibhaiye

Yaad rako NETA koch nahi Data.

Aur hai… Maal?….CM Girl ASKING MUNNA

Papa tumse distance banna rakhne bole hai
Warna gaand maar lenge hamari

Munna tumhari ye baasha bohot Gandhi hai

Munna tumhare jaisa hum koi aur dekhe hai hi nahi
Kyuki mera jaisa dusra aur koi hai nahi
Bhagwaan ek hi banaya humko
Phir uski bhi fat gayi
Socha ki agar ek aur aisa bana diya toh lag jaayegi.

M**darchod chodne bhi nahi dete saale

Abe ye dadda hai?
Are ye toh aadha hai

Zabaan aur juji control mein rehna chahiye
Tum insaan ho ki ling?
Bole the na CM saheb ki beti se kayde se rehna…
Tum usko neeche le liye!?

Neeche le liye toh kya hogaya akhanda?
Tripathi yo ke ladke hai
Humare yaha toh sattar ki ummar mein palang tod dete hai

Rajneeti mein zaroorat hai toh rishta hai
Nahi toh sabh khatam
Jaante ho na?

Itihaas pade ho?
Rishte tabhi thak nibte hai jab tak unhe todna mushkil ho.

Itihaas pade ho_Rishte tabhi thak nibte hai jab tak unhe todna mushkil ho
Itihaas pade ho_Rishte tabhi thak nibte hai jab tak unhe todna mushkil ho

Iss rishte se vohi hoga
Sambhog ko sanjog mein badal dalo bass

Bhagwaan Krishna ke bhi waise kaafi rang the lekin prem unka sirf ek hi se tha

Bhauji pagla gaye hai
Unka dimaag unke ghutna mein hai
Aur unka ghutne kaam karte nahi hai

Bhauji tumhare baap ke baap hai beta
Humko pata hai

Kudh toh pura din tv par pata nahi kya
Hum toh unka cable hi cutwa denge unka

Soye ho na uske saath?
Papa agar aise sone se shaadiya hothi
Toh pata nhi kaun kaun iss ghar ki bahu hoti…

Hum denge gawahi
Hum batayenge court ko goli isine chalayi thi

Aap darenge toh nhi na imran sahab
Mamla dar ka nhi hai
Izzat ka hai
Bh*sdiwala bola tha ye humko
Hum bh*sdiwale hai?
Beizzati leke kabr mein toh naa jayenge

Sahi insaan saath ho mein toh log kothe nahi hai
Ek aadmi ko zindagi mein kya chahiye?
Ek saathi aur izzat
Ek Aaurat ko bhi same hi chahiye
Ek saathi aur izzat
Thoda sex bhi hona chahiye…
Family banayi bhi toh jaa sakti hai
Chalo ye bhi thik hai

Sunno tum puri tarah jaag gayi ho kya?
Haan
I love ❤️ you
Humne kaha I love you…
Ye baat aise neend se uthake kahi jaati hai?
Tumhi humko keh reh thi ki baat seedhi seedhi kaha karo
Toh hum keh diye seedha seedha I love you…
Toh haan hai na?
Papa se mil lena
Woh haan kaehenge toh haan
Warna aur kisiko dhund lena

Kursi bhi usika saath dethi hai
Jo deserving ho
Hai ki nahi?

Humare liye jo khada hoga
Wohi balia mein bhada hoga
Warna murda pada hoga.
Maa chod diye bhaiyaji aap toh
Sabh bhadiya hai chauchak?
Hindi baasha se hai na humari tuning bohot purani hai
Aasha hai aapse bhi acha rahega

Jungle ka niyam hai
Joh powwrful hai woh dikatha bhi hai

Choice ki baat ki thi na aap papa
Aaj thi wo aap chune
Toh humein aur aap mein farak nahi raha

Farak hai beta
Hum jo kiye uski saza paayenge
Balki kudh mangenge

Vyapar jabh bhi karo
Jo do kanno ke beech mein hai uska istemal karo
Jo do taango ke beech mein hai uska nahi

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