We all know traditional old-school marketing didn’t have many geeks, but the more contemporary discipline of internet marketing has, by virtue of its online proximity, produced a new wave of the Digital Marketing Punch Line who are probably as Converting or your client out there.
This list is complete with 23 Pick Up Lines For Digital Marketers for everyone in digital marketing from SEO to Search Engine Marketing.
Most of this Pick Up Lines For Digital Marketers are original lines of our own creation and as a digital marketer you observed in your day to day life, but we did have some help from our lovely Clients on the Internet.
As Digital Marketers, you should be experts at this: I’ve spend all day trying to woo people and get them to clients what we’re selling. Well, as from now onward you’re selling your services or product, with this pick-up line.
So guys what are you waiting for? Charm your marketing colleagues with these fantastically catchy pick-up lines. Hopefully, you will click with someone and convert them as the client.
Pick Up Lines For Digital Marketers
If you are an URL, I am your Landing page.
I am best at listening!
I think your search for true love is over!
Keep Talking, and I can listen to you all-day!
You are data that I would love to analyze.
I don’t just like you, I save you in my forever collection!
Try me! I come with a free trial but mind you, you may fall in love.
I really want to deep-link to your sub-page
I just took a website picture of you and gave it some really naughty ALT tags
I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 5 weeks my services have a 100% open rate
You make a great first impression, but what I really want to know is your Conversion rate.
You’re really into PPC? What a coincidence; I’m really into SFSM … your company name
If you take my services I’ll guarantee a good ROI.
If I were Google, I would definitely rank you #1 for “beautiful.”
If you are a website, I am your Crawler.
For you, I would scroll to the end of the SERPs
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my Services?
You don’t have to leave that ad blocker on for me, because we are exact matches for your growth.
Now I see why unicorns follow you everywhere…because you are a perfect quality score of 10
Where is the Like button for your smile?
Before you came along, I was just Lipsum. With your company, I’d be real content.
I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.
I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling with you is already statistically significant
You’re so well SEO’d, I bet if I Googled “Your Company” you’d have the top ranking.
Don’t forget to tell us if you get lucky and have a conversion.
I hope you like this Pick Up Lines For Digital Marketers
I think you have a good pick-up line to add to this list? Share it in the comments section!